Looking for Roger Waters tickets

It's a sold out concert and people are getting mighty desperate.
This ad on craigslist cracked me up:

who needs a date to roger waters - $1
I'm a guy looking for a girl with an extra ticket....I will meet you at or near the venue and I'll buy the drinks....I can show you a good time...went on friday and just want to go again... be between 18-30...if they are really good seats you can be older.